There are two things involved

This holiday there are two things involved
It's either you enjoy it or you do not
If you do not, you are safe
If you do, there are two things involved
It's either its through something else or through drinking
If it's something else, you are safe
If it's through drinking, there are two things involved
It's either you are home or you are in the pub
If you are home, you are safe,
If you are in the pub, there are two things involved
It's either you dance or you do not
If you do not, you are safe
If you dance, there are two things involved
It's either you dance alone or with someone
If you dance alone, you are safe
If you dance with someone, there are two things involved
It's either both of you are very drunk or mild
If mild, you are safe
If very drunk, oh damn!